Love & Sex T-Shirts

I am a cunning linguist

I'm a cunning linguist

Our lips met passionately...

Is it cybersex when my computer keeps going down on me?

will flirt for mead

I don't want to live in an institution

I'll put up with you
as long as you
put out for me

want to see my rod?

Love can be stranger than fishin'

'tis women...
... make us mad

I'm looking for a blow job queen.

I need a job. Blow, Hand, whatever you're comfortable with.

A Fairy Kiss

I love every bone in your body, especially mine!